The media only talks about Poop and Crap. You know that there is Cake and Ice Cream out there, but the media never talks about those, just the Poop and the Crap. Election day comes up. All four candidates are running, Poop, Crap, Cake, and Ice Cream. The media says that Poop is in the lead, with Crap in a close second! You really don’t like Crap, but you hate Poop even more. You would really like to vote for Cake, but everyone tells you the Cake is a lie. So you vote for Crap, because you really don’t want to see Poop win. Poop wins. All of your friends voted for Crap too, even though they really wanted Cake. The country goes down the toilet. The next election rolls around. Since Poop and Crap did so well in the election last time, that is all the media talks about, Poop and Crap. You know that there is Cake and Ice Cream out there, but the media never talks about them, because nobody voted for them last time…